Guys come and go, but good friends are like nice looking white dreads…hard to come by.

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gemmacorrell:

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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, “Oh, it’s so squishy up here.” The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

gemmacorrell:

via FML

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, “Oh, it’s so squishy up here.” The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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