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Reblogged from ashleymcdowellclark
He’s got the right spirit AND he speaks the troof.
This guy knows how to party…
Why every girl needs a gay boyfriend
| Me: | I just try to make myself feel pretty, and I don't feel pretty |
| GayBoyfriend: | You're so pretttttty |
| Me: | Meh |
| Gay Boyfriend: | What if I posted You're Beautiful to your Facebook wall? |
| Me: | Um.. |
| Gay Boyfriend: | You're beautifulllll |
| Me: | I would... |
| Gay Boyfriend: | You're Beautiful... |
| Me: | ...disown you, as a person |
| Gay Boyfriend: | IT'S TRUE!!! |
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I have no interest in marriage. I do not want to get married. But if that’s the only way I never have to date again…
Facebook Relationship status updates
Single= Hello, Sailor :)
In a Relationship= Taken
Engaged to= This is my sorority sister
Married to= This is my gay best friend
It’s complicated= I like attention, and I want you to ask
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Guys come and go, but good friends are like nice looking white dreads…hard to come by.
Last night in order to kill any mood there may have been…
ThunderCat told me his own coming of age story.
Since I marched to the beat of my own drum as a child (and as an adult), he got to the VERY VERY end before I realized he was explaining the premise of Pokemon.
