That's NOT Ok, Cupid.

Why do Guys Keep Putting me in the Girlfriend Zone

ashleymcdowellclark — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:34:07 -0400

Why do Guys Keep Putting me in the Girlfriend Zone:

http://literaryreference.tumblr.com/post/50677204942/why-do-men-keep-putting-me-in-the-girlfriend-zone

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

ashleymcdowellclark — Thu, 16 May 2013 23:40:11 -0400

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

thelittlekneesofbees: gadaboutgreen: body-positive-vegan-babe: ...

myshoesdontstink — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:13:37 -0400

thelittlekneesofbees:

gadaboutgreen:

body-positive-vegan-babe:

thesoundofthatsmile:

Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.

I wish my school was this rad!

Whoa, yes.

Someone needs to sneak that over to the boy’s bathroom

apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT...

ashleymcdowellclark — Mon, 13 May 2013 12:45:04 -0400

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

okcgoldmine: in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and...

myshoesdontstink — Mon, 13 May 2013 01:49:20 -0400

okcgoldmine:

in case anyone hasn’t seen today’s cyanide and happiness comic strip

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2013/5/3/Fifteen_Hottest_2016/ ...

myshoesdontstink — Tue, 07 May 2013 10:14:56 -0400

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2013/5/3/Fifteen_Hottest_2016/

With a lot of work, women can look naturally beautiful. No.

Put this warning about a creeper on OKC up on my...

topdresserdrawer — Fri, 03 May 2013 16:32:19 -0400

Put this warning about a creeper on OKC up on my blog: http://topdresserdrawer.tumblr.com/post/49485195301/creeper-warning

I’m going to half watch this while I work tonight. And...

ashleymcdowellclark — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:34:00 -0400

I’m going to half watch this while I work tonight.

And just so you know, work is why I never get on OKC, or Tumblr, or talk to you, or do anything sexy anymore.

My life is as sexy as a moomoo.

Update: Some of these stories are nuts. Watch it!

disastrousdatingdivas: ain’t nothin secret about how...

ashleymcdowellclark — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:12:33 -0400

disastrousdatingdivas:

ain’t nothin secret about how grammatically atrocious that sentence is

softerworld: A Softer World: 956 (to join the circus.) buy this...

ashleymcdowellclark — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:56:11 -0400

softerworld:

A Softer World: 956

(to join the circus.)

buy this print

jimdewitt: bigmouthsparesagain: goddesskerrigan: crazypersonof...

myshoesdontstink — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:23:35 -0400

jimdewitt:

bigmouthsparesagain:

goddesskerrigan:

crazypersonofcats:

rowanazra:

if you use okcupid there’s a new browser extension to keep the creeps away!

it’s amazing and you should download it

you should really reblog and share this it could actually save lives

-starts singing James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful”-

This is marking people I’ve seen and it’s creepy to know they’re out there.

Duuuuude, this is amazing

should just be a standard feature

Video

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:14:26 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: aimlessscribbles: If only it were...

myshoesdontstink — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:04:45 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

aimlessscribbles:

If only it were possible to do this IRL.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

What? You can’t blush over the internet. That’s not...

myshoesdontstink — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:30:22 -0400

What? You can’t blush over the internet. That’s not how blushing works.

he then sent me a message telling me to never message him again....

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:25:06 -0400

he then sent me a message telling me to never message him again. jesus christ.

theweaponofchoice: in the movies when a guy says “wanna get out of here” they laugh and hold hands...

myshoesdontstink — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 06:32:10 -0400

theweaponofchoice:

in the movies when a guy says “wanna get out of here” they laugh and hold hands and end up running to a cliff or the rooftop of a high-rise building overlooking beautiful scenery and they tell each other their sad life stories and maybe cry. in real life if a guy says “wanna get out of here” he’s probably going to try to get you suck his thing in the next room.

ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny: White People Almost Kissing, a...

ashleymcdowellclark — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:02:08 -0400

ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

Photo

myshoesdontstink — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:16:09 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists: ladyfabulous: ceedling: agentotter: glaser...

myshoesdontstink — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:08:26 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

ladyfabulous:

ceedling:

agentotter:

glaserface:

presentlyk:

pasylree:

#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped.

“try becoming Medusa, or if that is too difficult, a basilisk.”

Not sure if laughing or crying.

omg

TRY NOT KNOWING ANY MEN

1 chameleon bodysuit, please!

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on...

myshoesdontstink — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:00:41 -0400

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.