June 2012
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Last night in order to kill any mood there may...
ThunderCat told me his own coming of age story. Since I marched to the beat of my own drum as a child (and as an adult), he got to the VERY VERY end before I realized he was explaining the premise of Pokemon. 
Jun 1st
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THE SINGLE GIRL REVOLUTION →
“You’re a Bitch,” “You’re a Slut,” and “You’re Selfish.” 
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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A few truths...
A. Claude Giroux is a sexy man… B. Claude Giroux is probably popular with the ladies  C. It is not okay to have a meme as your primary and/or ONLY profile picture. D. The meme featuring Claude Giroux does not excuse you from this truth, nor will it trick women into thinking you ARE Claude Giroux. That is all. And yes, these truths apply to any players in the NHL, and all aspects of the...
May 30th
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I Changed My Profile
There. Now don’t get all mad when I give you Rick Astley’s phone number.   
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 27th
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6 Things Men Can Learn from Getting Hit on by Men →
May 27th
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“Yo, your girl spends a lot of time on the floor…I like that…”
– Thundercat’s bestie, in reference to my New Years Eve behavior. 
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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How is your libido the first thing someone notices about you.  Unless, of course, this is how you introduce yourself.. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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For all intents and purposes, let's call it...
During an open and honest sexy discussion…
May 24th
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20 Men Who Need to Watch "Hard Candy" →
May 24th
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The Final Chapter of the over-aggressive creepy...
 *Dramatic music. Credits.*
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 20th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Well if Iris is gonna go there...
This whole Call Me, Maybe song…bitch is craycray. I just met this guy, and she’s FREAKING OUT because he hasn’t called her yet. Essentially, 4 seconds after meeting this person, she’s realizing that he was the piece of the puzzle that was missing from her life. She would be a complete woman, if only he would call her. If he would call her, she could tell him all about the...
May 17th
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May 17th
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Dear OkCupid,
My friend just joined OkCupid and you mean to tell me I can’t give her a ridiculous award telling her how much I love putting my face in her boobies? Telling her that her apple pie is the most delicious, and by apple pie CLEARLY mean her VAGINA? Telling her that she’s SMARTER THAN THE MOTHER FUCKING AVERAGE BEAR?!?!  shame. shame on you… Note: If this feature merely got moved, I...
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Hanging out with a boyfriend
whatshouldwecallme: In the beginning: After that:
May 15th
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This is how it usually goes when Thundercat is...
Thundercat: Do you have any hydrocortisone or anything? I think my skin is reacting to the cat..
Me: No I don't..
TC: *opening cabinet* Oh, right here.."for itching and burning..."
Me: NOOOO!
TC: What?
Me: Wrong kind of itching and burning!
TC: Ooooooooh....
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th