October 2011
17 posts
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Quit Playin' Games With My Heart →
Oct 23rd
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Dealbreaker: She's a Bro. →
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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I've got hoes...in different area codes...
Oct 21st
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Apparently I've been on OkCupid long enough to be...
Oct 20th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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The Lemon Law
When I get messages like this, would I be a total bitch if I used the lemon law?  
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
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“I want a soulmate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t...”
– Henry Rollins (via claireyb)
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Internet Dating + Two Post Grads= Disastrous: "You... →
I just looked through these. Congrats, Liz on finding some super crazies…
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
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"Can I put a ring on it?"
Is was a gentleman said to me as I was filling my car with gas today.  So I guess that brings this blog to an end. It was nice while it lasted, but I’ve been rescued from online dating by the dude at the Gulf in West Philly.  Keep an eye out for my new blog, “My Big Fat Ghetto as Fuck Wedding.” But in all seriousness, it was the first time in a while that someone’s pick up...
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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You're getting too old for this shit. I want...
Thanks Ok Cupid. And Mom. 
Oct 3rd
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Dear Little Bro: How to not be a Dick.  →
Oct 3rd
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