May 2013
7 posts
Why do Guys Keep Putting me in the Girlfriend Zone →
http://literaryreference.tumblr.com/post/50677204942/why-do-men-keep-putting-me-in-the-girlfriend-zone
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
Put this warning about a creeper on OKC up on my blog: http://topdresserdrawer.tumblr.com/post/49485195301/creeper-warning
April 2013
6 posts
March 2013
16 posts
theweaponofchoice:
in the movies when a guy says “wanna get out of here” they laugh and hold hands and end up running to a cliff or the rooftop of a high-rise building overlooking beautiful scenery and they tell each other their sad life stories and maybe cry. in real life if a guy says “wanna get out of here” he’s probably going to try to get you suck his thing in the next room.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Foodie dating site seeks to make culinary love... →
cookingcaveman:
Check out this great Canadian Press article about SamePlate.com!
I wonder if foodie dating sites face the same issues as regular dating sites? You’d think that foodies would have a higher likelihood of being well cultured and therefore more respectful, but it’s still the Internet, so probably not.
“February 14th comes at the end of a long string of not allowed to break up with...”
– Dan Savage
When someone I don't know tells me to smile
whatshouldwecallme:
(Source: realitytvgifs)
February 2013
25 posts
A Triolet: French for Repeating lines.
Frog Prince
Tossing about her golden ball,
A lady wandered through a grove.
Thoughtlessly dropped, she watches it fall.
Tossing about her golden ball,
a man recovered it from the cove,
but with a bargain that he drove.
Forgetting about her golden ball
A lady retreated through a grove.
“A kiss please, sweetheart! Why you walkin’ away!”
Her sexless, cold, and antisocial stride
does not...
The GQ Guide To Online Dating →
disastrousdatingdivas:
It’s mostly for dudes, but it’s pretty interesting.
Hey, I’ve got a Thundercat! Oh no…
"What's your name cutie?" →
Men are desperate.
Me: Hey I just found out that the movie theater has $5 Thursdays
Thundercat: Oh!!! We should do it!
Thundercat:
Thundercat: And then see a movie.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Pretty girls making ugly faces. →
myshoesdontstink:
Amazing.
Hey Brad!
Aww Brad! Don’t be sad!
Now Brad! Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure you’re a lovely person.
What the fuhhh…?
When my friend tells me her husband never looks at...
myfriendsaremarried:
and I’m just like…
I once had a roommate who told me her boyfriend didn’t look at porn.
“Well he does..but only porn of me…”
What I've been telling you this whole time... →
