Why do Guys Keep Putting me in the Girlfriend Zone →
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
Put this warning about a creeper on OKC up on my blog: http://topdresserdrawer.tumblr.com/post/49485195301/creeper-warning
theweaponofchoice: in the movies when a guy says “wanna get out of here” they laugh and hold hands and end up running to a cliff or the rooftop of a high-rise building overlooking beautiful scenery and they tell each other their sad life stories and maybe cry. in real life if a guy says “wanna get out of here” he’s probably going to try to get you suck his thing in the next room.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Foodie dating site seeks to make culinary love... →
cookingcaveman: Check out this great Canadian Press article about SamePlate.com! I wonder if foodie dating sites face the same issues as regular dating sites? You’d think that foodies would have a higher likelihood of being well cultured and therefore more respectful, but it’s still the Internet, so probably not.
February 14th comes at the end of a long string of not allowed to break up with...– Dan Savage
When someone I don't know tells me to smile
whatshouldwecallme: (Source: realitytvgifs)
A Triolet: French for Repeating lines.
Frog Prince Tossing about her golden ball, A lady wandered through a grove. Thoughtlessly dropped, she watches it fall. Tossing about her golden ball, a man recovered it from the cove, but with a bargain that he drove. Forgetting about her golden ball A lady retreated through a grove. “A kiss please, sweetheart! Why you walkin’ away!” Her sexless, cold, and antisocial stride does not...
The GQ Guide To Online Dating →
disastrousdatingdivas: It’s mostly for dudes, but it’s pretty interesting. Hey, I’ve got a Thundercat! Oh no…
"What's your name cutie?" →
Men are desperate.
Me: Hey I just found out that the movie theater has $5 Thursdays
Thundercat: Oh!!! We should do it!
Thundercat: And then see a movie.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Pretty girls making ugly faces. →
Aww Brad! Don’t be sad! Now Brad! Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure you’re a lovely person. What the fuhhh…?
When my friend tells me her husband never looks at...
myfriendsaremarried: and I’m just like… I once had a roommate who told me her boyfriend didn’t look at porn. “Well he does..but only porn of me…”
What I've been telling you this whole time... →